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How to Redress a Scanty Word Count [Sep. 6th, 2006|07:23 pm]
When she says, "Lick my attitude," run. She'll take you in the woods behind the State School, eat your feta, and complain, "Your pita's too dry." Saying, "Let's pretend," she'll bounce your libido off the seat of her '89 Mercury. Your Mojo will work overtime while the back-to-work whistle blows. Too late, you'll realize she's eaten your lunch and your tongue hasn't touched her attitude. THE END.